By Chester “Chucklehead” Braxton, Senior Satirist for True Free World
Munich, February 15, 2025 — In a week that can only be described as a fever dream, the world has witnessed everything from kayakers being swallowed by whales to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. accidentally live-streaming his grocery list. Meanwhile, the Daytona Duels concluded with what some are calling “the most controversial left turn in history,” and Andy Samberg has announced his candidacy for something, though no one is sure what.