MADNESS UNFOLDS: REAL MADRID VS ATLÉTICO TURNS INTO A SPACEX LAUNCH, FBI WARNS OF SMISHING TEXTS FROM LILO & STITCH
By Reginald “Reggie” McFlapdoodle, Senior Correspondent of Nonsense
The world was prepared for a heated clash as Atlético Madrid faced Real Madrid, but absolutely no one expected the match to be interrupted by a SpaceX launch gone horribly, yet spectacularly, wrong. Just as Jude Bellingham lined up for a free kick, a rogue Falcon 9 rocket descended upon the stadium, narrowly missing Diego Simeone, who reportedly drop-kicked a passing satellite in retaliation.