LONDON — In a shocking turn, several cryptocurrencies have evolved into full-blown cults promising salvation for anyone who invests enough in memecoins.
Leaders preach that only the faithful can reach “The Moon,” a mystical digital realm where inflation doesn’t exist and Lambos rain from the sky.
Economists are baffled. Investors are broke. Memecoins are… still memecoins.
One cult member said:
“I sold my car for Doge and my sanity for Shiba. But at least I’m spiritually diversified.”
Authorities remind citizens that cryptocurrency remains “unregulated, confusing, and very fun to panic about.”
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