PARIS — Inflation has officially reached levels that make basic necessities unaffordable, yet experts continue to reassure the public by saying, “This is fine. Welcome to life.”
Milk now costs as much as small cars. Rent rivals the GDP of a small nation. Coffee prices have entered the realm of abstract art.
Financial advisors suggest coping mechanisms:
- Sell your soul for snacks
- Brew your own coffee from hope and tears
- Accept that reality is both unfair and hilarious
Economists insist the trend is sustainable, provided humans continue panicking in precisely the correct, socially acceptable way.
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