CHICAGO — Following another week of unpredictable withdrawals, overdraft fees, and inexplicable bank freezes, several major banks have begun apologizing via interpretive dance.
Footage shows a team of bankers in flowing robes, performing synchronized spins and hand gestures meant to communicate remorse, fiscal responsibility, and vague hints at interest rates.
A customer commented:
“I still don’t know if my mortgage is late, but I’m emotionally moved, so I guess it’s fine.”
Financial analysts say this is a bold new strategy to distract the public from actual policy problems while making TikTok content that “might trend.”
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