A sober, data-driven examination of markets, money, and fiscal chaos; ideal for readers who enjoy charts but hate good news.
NEW YORK — A sweeping investigation by True Free World has uncovered what economists have suspected for years: billionaires are not just wealthy; they are, in fact, literal dragons disguised in expensive hoodies and suspiciously heatproof suits.
By: Chauncey McWigglesworth III, for True Free World
A Normal Day? Absolutely Not.
At precisely 9:42 AM EST, all hell broke loose when Tesla stock plummeted faster than Russell Wilson escaping the Denver Broncos’ offensive line. Analysts blamed it on a rogue tweet from Elon Musk, but unfortunately, Twitter was down, leaving millions to wonder if their bad takes had even been posted at all.
