Long-form deep dives into topics we have no business investigating; conducted recklessly, reported questionably, and published bravely for your enlightenment or confusion.
NEW YORK — After months of digging, True Free World can now confirm what many viewers suspected every time something on Fox News felt… a little too sparkly and chaotic: the network is being quietly operated by a council of fae tricksters.
NEW YORK — A sweeping investigation by True Free World has uncovered what economists have suspected for years: billionaires are not just wealthy; they are, in fact, literal dragons disguised in expensive hoodies and suspiciously heatproof suits.
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OTTAWA – In a bold diplomatic move that has confused literally everyone, Canada has issued a travel advisory for Australia, citing “unpredictable wildlife, rogue barbecues, and the ongoing threat of people named Colleen Jones becoming too powerful in the southern hemisphere.” Officials insist this has nothing to do with last week’s tempête de neige in Quebec, which knocked out Wi-Fi and sent half the country into Wordle withdrawal.
By Max “Mad Scribbler” Rutherford, Senior Satirist for True Free World
Iron Mountain, February 15, 2025 — The world woke up to chaos today, as a shocking chain of events rocked everything from global finance to the culinary industry. Somewhere between an asteroid sighting over Greenland and a devastating Dominion power outage, the infamous Duolingo Owl met its untimely demise, sending language learners into existential crisis.
