A Penny for Your Pulitzer: The Wild Day News Broke All Reality
By Penelope “Penny” Chatterton, Chief Correspondent for True Free World
Guatemala City, February 10, 2025 — In what historians are already calling “The Day Journalism Finally Lost Its Mind,” a series of events unfolded so bizarre it left Sam Altman’s AI speechless, NBA starting lineups irrelevant, and Whitney Alford humming show tunes at Bath & Body Works’ Disney Princess collection launch.
