BOSTON — After decades of mystery, researchers finally confirmed what households everywhere suspected: missing socks are likely sucked into a small interdimensional rift inside washing machines.
Lead researcher Dr. Tabitha Purl noted:
“We should not have been doing this, but someone had to. And yes, the dryer is definitely involved.”
Affected families report ongoing grief, though some have begun sending “search parties” into the sock void. Economists are baffled, and philosophers suggest embracing the chaos.
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